Friday, July 22, 2011

katie dreams, episode 4

I was at my neighbor's house. I had blisters all over my toes, and a few on my chin, and a huge one ON MY EYE BALL!?!?! It was awful, but I had to pop it. I couldn't touch it or use a pin, what if I accidentally poked all the way through to my eyeball? So the obvious solution was to squeeze my eyelids as tightly as I could. It worked, but it made my foot start leaking. I was so scared to look, so I made my mom look for me. "What's wrong with me!?" I asked. "OMG Katie you have pink poison!" she cried. This was a disaster! I needed to call my cousin, Allie, to see how we could fix it. She knows the treatment to every single illness, ever. Or at least the ones dealing with feet, she's studying to become a podiatrist (in real life she's in audiology, not quite sure how the two are related). I called her up, and she was like "Katie, why are you bothering me? Why can't you just Google it?" I knew she would say that, so I already had the webpage up. But before it loaded, Allie told me that the only thing I could do was to hold a cool, wet rag over my forehead and hope for the best. Basically, I would die. I was so scared.