Sunday, August 21, 2011

things that bother me


  • the way my hair feels after using Garnier Fructis shampoo/conditioner
  • grape juice
  • going to the bathroom
  • pet names
  • showering (although it's become much more tolerable since I've cut my hair)
  • firm mattresses
  • the color yellow
  • standing up in one position for a long time
  • the segment of time between waking up and brushing my teeth
  • hazelnut creamer
  • teriyaki sauce
  • eggs
  • the smell of Cheez-its
  • Katy Perry's voice
  • cheaters
  • soy milk
  • super fluffy pillows
  • Rihanna
  • insulation touching my skin
  • the foamy-looking mold that grows on mulch
  • cleaning up dog poop
  • the word scrumptious
  • watching people put on deodorant/people watching me put on deodorant
  • mayonnaise (this would be at the top of my list but I didn't want to give it the satisfaction of putting it at the top of any list)
    • the thought of mayonnaise getting on my skin/under my fingernails/touching me at all
  • country music (except T Swizzle)
  • people who don't wash their hands
  • the word barf
  • working out shoulder muscles
  • crocs
  • the song "Rollin' in the Deep"
  • when people say they hate coconut
  • the smell of cloves
  • slamming doors
  • people who disrespect me or other people
  • Deer Park water (unless it's the flavored sparkling kind)
  • hugging people while wearing bathing suits, especially in the hot weather
  • people touching my neck and or shoulders
  • unnecessary contact (especially the time between waking up and brushing teeth)
  • night driving
  • knowing that if I don't do laundry today that I won't have any undies to wear tomorrow
  • having popcorn kernels stuck in my teeth
  • knowing there is a mouse in my room
  • no toilet paper in the bathroom
  • going to bed past my bedtime
  • powder fresh scented deodorant
  • hearing people chew their food
  • the word vom