Monday, December 19, 2011

controversially uncontroversial

Although some of the following list (or all of it) may be silly, the joys I've gotten out of each item/person on the list surpasses any embarrassment that may accompany it.

Skinny Jeans
Pros
  • When you wear boots, there is not as much awkward bunching
  • They fit better than other styles
Cons
  • You can't really wear shoes (aside from boots) that require socks with them. It looks ridiculous
  • They make you look disproportional sometimes
Uggs
Pros
  • They are SO COMFORTABLE. They feel like pillows for you feet
  • They keep your feet nice in toasty when you are in Germany during the winter
Cons
  • They are ugly as sin
  • They aren't water proof (unless you paint the stuff on them, and even then...)
  • They make you feet stiiiink
  • Sometimes they are too warm and very difficult to take off
Justin Bieber
Pros
  • He's got swag
  • He's easy on the eyes (...lolz)
  • He plays SO MANY INSTRUMENTS (and well)
  • He's good at soccer
  • He's good at basketball
  • He has a good voice
  • He can dance
Cons
  • He eats donuts out of the trash can (watch the movie)
Snuggie
Pros
  • They keep your arms warm without restricting use
  • They has two pockets
  • They come in stylish colors/patterns (I have leopard print)
Cons
  • Dumb commercials
Turbie Twist
Pros
  • They are small and don't take up much room
  • They keep your hair from dripping down your back
  • They come in stylish colors/patterns (I have giraffe spots)
Cons
  • They start smelling weird after about 4 uses, but then again so do most towels
Blogging
Pros
  • You can be silly and not worry about a teacher giving you a bad grade
  • You can pretend you're a famous writer
  • You can share your thoughts with the world
  • You can make new friends (maybe...)
Cons
  • It is not always anonymous, you can get yourself in trouble
  • It is addicting
  • Sometimes it takes forever to write, especially when you're busy
Jeggings
Pros
  • See skinny jeans
  • They bunch even less than skinny jeans
  • They don't feel like uncomfortable jean material
  • You can sleep in them and be comfy
  • They look like normal pants
Cons
  • They show the outline if your knees
  • They are difficult to get over your heels
The word "lolz"
Pros
  • It puts more emphasis on "lol"
  • It looks sillier
  • It's kind of fun to say
Cons
  • It is not a real acronym (laughing out loud zebra?)
Twitter
Pros
  • It's like a single-lined blog
  • It's not as creepy as Facebook 
  • It's not as much of a time suck as Facebook
  • I can use it on my old school flip phone
Cons
  • When your friends don't follow you
  • Only 140 characters

I hope I've shed some light on these dark, dark topics. If you try them, you may like them :P