I'm such an old lady...it's only 20 minutes past midnight and I'm about to die. As incoherent as this post may turn out to be, bear with me. Bare with me? Whatevs. I'm going to write a poem about my day. Enjoy. Or don't, it doesn't make a difference to me.
I woke up at 8:30 today
Gotta get to the bank and deposit my coins I've saved
Eighty two dollars and fifty cents I'll deposit
So I can put lots of new clothes in my closet
Drive forty five minutes to get to the mall
On my way to the second floor I did fall
I got lots of new big girl clothes
Snot kept dripping out of my nose
After we left the mall we went to Costco
But Panera is where Em and I really wanted to go
We were tired so we sat in the display chairs
We read magazines and slept while we got lots of stares
When we got home we ate dinner and had a nice time
I didn't get shot in the face with a lime
To record my workouts, I made another blog
Then I chilled and played with my dog
I went to Josh and EB's house after that
Jordan took pictures and made us look fat*
Played loaded questions and I laughed off my head
Now I'm tired so I'm going to bed
*She has this app on her phone that allows her to give people double chins...it's actually pretty hilarious
Some of this stuff didn't really happen...I didn't fall down at the mall. But whatever, it rhymed. And I'm tired. So there.
